Pretend this is a video:
“Hi! It’s Sam, and welcome to another episode of….’What’s Sam Eating for Lunch Today?‘ Today I’m enjoying a lovely vegetable soup since it’s cold and wintry outside. Etc. etc.”
It’s NOT a video, because Sam is having technical difficulties for lunch today. And while I usually stay out of this Mac-vs.-PC debate – which I think is just stupid – today I’m kinda pissed at Apple. (But just so we’re clear, I’m a Mac fan, all the way. Just not today.)
I’ve been at the screen for two hours now, following various wild-goose-chase troubleshooting threads, my eye twitching, my head hurting, my hands starting to tense up. And something occurs to me – this frustration, it’s as bad as road rage. But road rage is just being pissed off at traffic, or other dumb drivers, nothing you can really control.
Computer-rage is worse, because you’re trying to FIX something that YOU CAN’T FIX. And the troubleshooting articles that make it sound so easy are BULLSHIT, because those steps don’t actually EXIST in YOUR computer, and surely you can’t be the ONLY one having this issue, and what the f*ck?!?!
News flash: this kind of stress is not good for you. Yet in our current working society, computer-rage happens to people every day! Listen – I know this isn’t the first time you’ve heard it: STRESS IS BAD FOR YOU. It messes with your heart, disrupts your sleep, gives you acne, and makes you fat. It can seriously screw with your health in the long term – more than french fries, more than chocolate cake, more than soda, even.
Not to mention that stress is the number one reason for overeating, or eating the “wrong” foods – like oodles of Hershey Kisses. When your stress level comes down, everything is better. Your appetite and metabolism normalize, cravings diminish, sleep improves, and you become much more pleasant to live with.
But it’s tricky, trying to do everything – manage a household, work full-time, build a business, eat well, exercise, be social, and so forth. I think it’s misleading, all those nice people doing yoga in flowing scarves at the beach. Telling the average American to reduce his/her stress level is like telling elephants to step a little lighter. Usually it just makes people feel bad about how much stress they’re under.
The trick is – think less about reducing the bad, and more about increasing the good.
Take a five-minute walk outside during your workday. Or – for every hour you sit at the computer, get up and have a dance party, away from the screen. Not everything has to be this big insurmountable obstacle. The road to self-improvement is paved with cobblestones from 1893 and filled with potholes. So…(yep, I’m gonna go with it)….take it slow, watch where you step, and look out for horse poop.
To that end, I’m going to make some applesauce. Work offline all afternoon, then drink some wine. Computer-free until tomorrow.
What do YOU do when technology ruins your day? Bonus points if you can incorporate horse poop.